Saturday, March 26, 2011

What Constitutes “Bad” Plastic Surgery?

Is bad plastic surgery akin to pornography in that we can’t necessarily define it, but we know it when we see it?
We’ve all seen the pictures of celebrities who have taken the “pursuit of perfection” a step or two too far. We’ve watched as everyday people have become celebrities for no other reason than their outrageous plastic surgery exploits. We’ve read the news stories about those who have given their lives in exchange for a chance at a more svelte physique. Chances are that you may even know someone (or know someone who knows someone) who has lived a plastic surgery nightmare.
Obviously, when a life is lost, something has gone horribly wrong. When the tip of a patient’s new nose turns black and falls off, something has gone horribly wrong. When a patient is left with permanent, debilitating pain or paralysis, something has gone horribly wrong. But what about the sheer aesthetics of it all? Beauty is subjective. So what sets apart “different strokes for different folks” from plastic surgery that has truly gone wrong?

In The Eye Of The Beholder

While we may look at an over-tightened face lift and think it’s strange and even a bit tragic, the person with that wind-swept face may feel 20 years younger. And while many ethical plastic surgeons will turn away a patient who is asking for something that the surgeon feels is not in his or her best interest, there will always be another surgeon who will do it.
Who’s to say, after all, how smooth is too smooth, and how tight is too tight? Of course you’ve heard the saying, “You can never be too rich or too thin.” Should the saying be extended to include too smooth, too tight, too firm, and too busty?

More Than Skin-Deep

While bad aesthetic outcomes are certainly a great concern, there are larger issues at stake as well. Common complications following plastic surgery include infection, necrosis, wound separation, fluid collections or abscesses, and blood clots. When recognized right away, many of these problems can be successfully treated. However, these and other problems can also become much more serious.
When plastic surgery goes really wrong, the result can be permanent pain, disfigurement due to severe scarring or asymmetry, paralysis, or even death. It’s a sad fact that people do lose their lives every day as a result of something going wrong during or after surgery, and plastic surgery is no exception.
However, it is helpful to understand that death rates in plastic surgery are relatively lowcompared to death rates in surgery overall. This is due in large part to the fact that plastic surgery is elective and most surgeons will refuse to operate on a patient they feel is a poor (high-risk) candidate. Nonetheless, the worst-case scenario does happen.

Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong: One Patient's Story

Take the case of 38-year-old Philadelphia wife and mother, Tracey Jordan. In February of 2007, Jordan went in for a tummy tuck, liposuction, and breast reduction on the advice of her doctor (to help relieve her chronic back pain). The surgery seemed to go well, but she collapsed in recovery and was unable to be revived. It was later discovered that a highly toxic drug called bupivacaine was mistakenly administered instead of the lidocaine that had been ordered by her surgeon. The two drugs come in strikingly similar packaging, though Bupivacaine is not approved for use in tumescent liposuction and is 10 times more toxic than lidocaine.

The Truth About “Non-Invasive” Procedures

Regardless of marketing hype, serious (even life-threatening) complications are not limited to actual surgical procedures. Cosmetic treatments touted as minimally invasive or even non-invasive can go wrong as well.
Take the case of 50 year old Susan Brewer, who signed up for a series of lipodissolvetreatments, given by her family practitioner, who had taken a weekend certification course to be able to offer the lipodissolve treatments. After two treatment sessions, she developed two hematomas which later blistered and broke open. One of these now open wounds became infected, quickly devolving into a gaping hole in her abdomen that was one inch deep and three and a half inches in diameter. Susan suffered with nausea and fever for three days, but was successfully treated for the infection. Since then, she has had to see a plastic surgeon to cut out the dead tissue and close the wound. She is now left with a large scar on what was supposed to be her new slimmer, tauter abdomen.

Common Complication or Botch Job?

Besides the subjective nature of beauty, there are other things to consider before labeling a surgical procedure as “botched.” An unsatisfactory result does not necessarily mean that your surgeon did anything wrong. For instance, let's look at a common complication likecapsular contracture after breast augmentation. While it can be painful and is certainly not the ideal aesthetic result, it is not a result of bad surgical technique or any problem occurring during surgery. It happens as a result of the body’s own natural defenses against foreign bodies (in this case, the implants).
The same can be said of patients who develop excessive scarring. Sometimes this can be a result of poor technique. However, sometimes it is just a result of the way that particular person’s body responds to injury (i.e., the surgical incision). In addition, the patient must take some responsibility for minimizing scarring by following the surgeon’s instructions regarding his or her post-op wound care.

Don’t Become a Statistic

If you don’t want to become a bad plastic surgery statistic, patient education is key. You can greatly minimize your risk by doing your homework and taking responsibility for your own care. Learn more by checking out the links below.

Share Your Story

Have you had a bad experience with plastic surgery? Are you concerned about the results of a procedure? Join the conversation
Sources:
Interview with Jeffrey Killino, Esq. (attorney for the family of Tracey Jordan), Philadelphia, PA; conducted on 7/31/08
Interview with Matthew Schulman, MD, New York, NY; conducted on 7/31/08
Interview with Susan Brewer, Flowery Branch, GA; conducted on 8/6/08

The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters You Will Ever See


Bad plastic surgery happens when someone feels pressure to look good and they have more money than brains. Which pretty much describes the majority of celebrities out there.
Some of the following don’t quite look like human beings anymore, which would be tragic (this is voluntary! they didn’t have to look like this) if it weren’t so stupid. Most of these people were genetically blessed to begin with, which makes you wonder why they would risk their good looks just to hold off from aging a tiny bit longer. And many of the younger celebs on this list have absolutely no excuse at all, as good diet, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle would have fixed most of any flaws they felt they had.
Here are the fifteen worst celebrity plastic surgery disasters we could dig up, some of which are pretty damn horrifying:
15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched:
 Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Photographic Evidence:
Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.
14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched:
 Veneers
Photographic Evidence:
As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.
13: Lil Kim
Surgery botched:
 Boobs, face work, skin lightened
Photographic Evidence:
Before:
After:
Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty years.
12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched:
 Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:
Never good when you have a giant dent in your boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent pounded right out.
11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched:
 Lips
Photographic Evidence:
Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”
10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched:
 Facelift
Photographic Evidence:
Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled about his surgery, telling People:
Last year I had so many lines coming in at the side of my eyes up here. So I went in and got my eyes done, and I’m not happy about it. (The surgeon) is going to go in and fix that for me. They’re too tight around the eyelids for me. It drives me crazy.
9: Tori Spelling
Surgery botched:
 Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:
Not too often you see a “legit” (using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements with facial transplants.
8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched:
 Veneers
Photographic Evidence:
Neeeeeeeeigh *snort*
7: Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched:
 Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:
Fittingly, it looks as if she’s had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her chest.
6: Donatella Versace
Surgery botched:
 Lips, facelift
Photographic Evidence:
And now we are starting to get to the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery of herself.
5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched:
 Breast Implants
Photographic Evidence:
Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a surgeon with Janet Jackson.
4: Melanie Griffith
Surgery botched:
 Face lift and god only knows what else
Photographic Evidence:
This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:
She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.
3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched:
 Lips
Photographic Evidence:
If you’re wondering who Pete Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s theYou Spin Me Round (Like a Record) guy), but his plastic surgery sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.
2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched:
 Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly
Photographic Evidence:
Before:
After:
This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would want my money back.
Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats. Naturally.
Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house”.
1: Michael Jackson
Surgery botched:
 Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Photographic Evidence:
Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.

How Not To Do Plastic Surgery


There’s a part of us, deep down, that enjoys looking at the somewhat negative effects that plastic surgery can wreak on the human visage. Just as some people slow down on the road when they pass a car accident, so do we stop and stare when we observe the car-crash results of plastic surgery gone wrong.

Hang Mioku

For some reason, this surgery-obsessed Korean woman decided to take it upon herself to INJECT COOKING OIL INTO HER OWN FACE. The story was that after many surgeries, doctors would refuse to operate on her more, yet somehow she found a doctor not only willing to inject her with silicone, but to give her her very own face-injection kit so she could do it at home. Upon running out of silicone to inject, she – naturally – settled for cooking oil. I can imagine it now: “Damn, out of silicone. What to use? Hmmm…Bleach? Nah. Toilet water? Better not. I know! The cooking oil I use to make food with!” She might as well have just injected that morning’s breakfast into her face, for all the good it did her.
Young Hang Mioku.
Old Hang Mioku.

Jocelyn Wildenstein

You might have seen this thing before, but it was impossible to pass it up. Born Jocelynnys Dayannys da Silva Bezerra (but also known as “Cat Woman” and “The Bride of Wildenstein”), she’s a wealthy socialite that was once married to Alec Wildenstein, an important businessman with a love of exotic animals. So when they divorced over his affair, I suppose she tried to win him back by trying to transmogrify herself into one of those exotic animals he liked so much, which must have been some sort of cat…Thing.
Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Jackie Stallone

The surname might have given it away, but this is Hollywood actor Sylvester Stallone’s mother. Famous for claiming she can talks to dogs about the future, she also once set up a psychic hotline which would charge callers for advice. Now she’s relatively famous for what looks like a little too much plastic surgery.
Jackie Stallone.

Donatella Versace

Brother of the late famous Italian fashion designer Gianni Versace and a fashion designer herself, it’s a pity that Donatella couldn’t design her own face, or – depending on your opinion of the clothes she makes – maybe that’s a good thing.
Donatella Versace.

Pete Burns

Former frontman of the British band Dead or Alive, Pete is most famous for having sung the song “You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)”. Pete has since had extensive cosmetic surgery performed on his face, as you can probably guess.
Pete Burns.

Michael Jackson

Does this really need to be explained?
Michael Jackson.

Carrot Top

Scott Thompson, the comedian, is better known by his stage name of Carrot Top and is famous for his hair and particular brand of prop comedy. Also, probable surgery.
Carrot Top.

Dennis Avner

Also known by his Native American name of Stalking Cat, this man has undergone incredible extensive surgery in order to look like his totem animal, the tiger. Modifications include: extensive tattooing, transdermal implants to allow whiskers to be worn, subdermal implants to change the shape of the face and the filing and shaping of the teeth to make them look more like a tiger’s.
Tl;dr? This is man…Who wants to be a cat.
Dennis Avner.

Amanda Lepore

The first four letters of her name might give the game away, as Amanda was originally born a man. Famous for fashion, partying and modeling, as well as having undergone extensive surgery to change genders.
Amanda Lepore.

Michaela Romanini

Famous for…I’m not sure exactly what. But don’t you agree that Italian socialite Michaela has a face that isn’t going to be forgotten any time soon?
Michaela Romanini.